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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge

No go.

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

What are the logical reasons against requiring an ID to vote in the USA? If the government offered to provide IDs for this purpose I fail to see why people are against it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Can an infrared sauna blanket assist in weight loss along with detoxification?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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